VIOLENCE HAS ARRIVED

Gwar. Gwar, Gwar Gwar GWAR. GWWWWAAAAARRRRR!!!!
I don't give a rat's ass whether you Worship or Loathe this 'Spectacle of Theatrical Mayhem', you cannot deny the power of GWAR.
GWAR crash landed in Antarctica several million years ago, and it has been all downhill ever since.
GWAR is constantly and eternally engaged in Ghastly, Blood-Drenched Mortal Battles and Fuming, Infuriated Mêlées
with their increasing Legion of Repulsive, Grotesque, Self-Righteous (and soon-to-be-Dismembered) enemies.
They have also been quite busy enslaving and then systematically disemboweling the
'Human' (filth) race from day one - sparing the life of a single Sapiens/ Scuzball;
The One who is their Discoverer; Their 'Guru'... The Disreputable, Squalid, Corrupt yet Sharply-Dressed One:
...Yes, I refer to the God Of Pimp$ Himself,


~Sleazy P. Martini~


Click Me, Baby

That was my interpretation of the 'Origins and Tribulations of Gwar'. Hope you enjoyed.

As for personal experience, the greatest Gwar story that comes to mind:
The time two GoreGoblins and I drove from L.A. to Tijuana, Mexico to experience this Death Pod firsthand.
We parked in one country, walked into the next one South, and were Terrorized by this Intergalactic Human Disposal System en toto.

By far the strangest thing about that night was that while hanging out at the bar, I was suddenly able to speak near-fluent Spanish,
so much so that I impressed the bartender enough to procure myself at least 5 or 6 Long Islands and/ or Coronas.
It was really odd, because I can normally only speak a few words and phrases otherwise, with no sense of grammar whatsoever.
To this day, I can't understand how this was possible.
Anyway, the girl we went with, Annie, was down front and ended up with the

Blood, Excrement and Vile Bodily Fluids of Oderus Urungus...


Click Me too, Filth

...ALL OVER HER, and with her blonde hair and white t-shirt STAINED
red/ pink for at least 6 Months afterward, I never saw her so proud.


BOTTOM LINE:
The show was one of the most entertaining I have ever seen,
I highly recommend that you see them live before they see you dead.
(...and lovingly feed you to fucking Gor Gor)





GWAR Resources:
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To find yourself completely covered in blood:

Click 'Ragnarok'
And dare enter GWAR.NET


Another Classic:

Scumdogs of the Universe
Click for an excellent Review
(and a Pic of GWAR's Feet)


SOME OF THE TYPICALLY DEPRAVED BEHAVIOUR
& NON-STOP MAYHEM FOUND AT AN AVERAGE GWAR SHOW:


Click Above or Below To Join:




If you love GWAR AND Frightening Clowns, Click and visit my good ol' buddy
A FROZO D. CLOWN
...For a special little TREAT


Don't forget to scroll down the Cover Page For Gwar Webrings


By the way, A GWAR Fan named Trixie created the 'Sliemona' Painting on the Cover Page. NICE JOB!


Lastly, I have just added Gwar's first of many entries in the
Top 1000 - Number Yin and Yang (and YIG) ( # 69 ) he-he yeah/yeah







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