OK, for the first time in like 3 or 4 years, I will add to my stupid ShitList.
To go see the old, completely outdated ShitList that was written back in the days when I was FORCED
to listen to the Job Radio all day, go HERE. (I'm getting all fired up just thinking about that crap)
Anyway here we go, round 2:
Here's my 'extended' review of the Mars Volta, appearing last night on the Henry Rollins Show (IFC):
I sat though at least 7 minutes of that Hell, and then actually switched back to verify that it was really happening.
I found it to be the most Godawful, horrific, chaotic, screechingly clamorous aural nightmare of my entire listening lifetime.
(this, coming from a guy who willingly finds musicality in such things as malfunctioning industrial machinery)
I may find it in my heart to create an entire PAGE about how excessively CRAP-o-riffic this so-called band really is.
(probably to include a printable coupon for a 48-pack of Quilted Northern)
You know that guy on the T.V. commercial for those deplorable Con Artists 'Free Credit Report.com'?
You know the overpaid, atrabilious buffoon who starts out the AD in that whiny, condescending,
irritating beyond belief, mocking little panty-waist voice:
"I'm thiiiiiiiiinking of a number "
You know who I mean, right?
Well, I'll start off by saying that I would NEVER kill anyone unless I absolutely had to --
say to protect my daughter or something utterly drastic like that.
OK, now with that said, this guy needs to *die, and I mean immediately. I rarely watch television,
but it seems that whenever I do, there's a Free Credit Report Moron Marathon in progress.
I'm fed up, and need to vent. It's bad enough that this dude is the World's Most Irritating Human.
Add to this fetid equation that
HE IS TRYING TO SELL YOU SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T NEED TO PAY FOR,
and his company is LYING about what they do. Infact, the very URL of their website/
company name is a perfect example of fraudulent and false advertising.
You see, "Free Credit Report.com" is anything BUT free. You have to SUBSCRIBE to their utterly redundant
ripoff routine for a minimum of (the old stand by) $19.99 in order to even GET this so-called "free" report.
(and that'd be down the road quite a ways, pod'ner) As if that wasn't bad enough, every one of you is
entitled to an actual free credit report once a year, and you certainly don't need any stinking con artist
website to help you get it.
Please people, don't believe a damn thing you hear these days, especially when there's a price tag attached.
(or when there's a stinking NEOCON saying it, but we'll get to that later)
Read the f-ing FINE PRINT with a magnifying glass, and do your research!
FREE CREDIT REPORT .COM SUCKS!! FREE CREDIT REPORT .COM SUCKS!!
FREECREDITREPORT.COM SUCKS ASS!!
(that was for the search engines)
copied directly from their website; this was probably forced on them, and was in the fine print of course:
"ConsumerInfo.com and Freecreditreport.com are not affiliated with the annual free credit report program.
Under a new Federal law, you have the right to receive a free copy of your credit report once every 12 months
from each of the three nationwide consumer reporting companies. To request your free annual report under that
law, you must go to annualcreditreport.com. "
There you go.
Now someone get me a *hit man for cheap.
Badda-bing, badda fucking BOOM.
*Ok will everyone PLEASE RELAX.
I am JOKING, I am not SERIOUS about any comment regarding the
premature ending of this hopeless tool's life.
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